WELL-SEASONED MALES Ever wondered what to do with a male who's only interested in being a stud? Well, just season him properly! INGREDIENTS DIRECTIONS Immerse into the Kettle of Experience. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat. Do not cover. Add the Spices of Life. Allow to stew in his own juices for 10-40 years. Test for doneness several times during this stewing period. If he is resilient, shows a lively interest in helping others, is looking for a long-term relationship, meeting the needs of his partner-to-be, and sharing with her all responsibilities as equally as possible - HE'S DONE! Remove carefully and treasure him. ~ ~ ~ o o o ~ ~ ~ Young studs are too full of themselves, prancing around, displaying all their machismo. Youngsters put too much emphasis on how many scores they can make. More seasoned guys think about others' concerns in addition to their own. Older guys are looking for long term relationships. But do be careful. If a guy hasn't been properly seasoned, he just gets older, rather than wiser and kinder. As he ages, chances are he'll just be looking for a woman to take care of him as he falls apart in his old age--so, a woman's gotta be careful.* Image Copyright © 2004 by Jean (lnjweaver) Page Copyright © 2004-2010 by Flo (tonebytone) Flo's Musings ~ ~ ~ Flo's Quill Tandem Tooters ~ ~ ~ Tone By Tone Dot Net