Health Alerts !


Collected by
Florence W. Deems

If you have shingles, please read this:

Ray had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Here's what happened to Ray:

He walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

Ray said: "Shingles."

So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Ray what he had.

Ray said, "Shingles."

So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Ray to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later another nurse came in and asked Ray what he had.

Again, Ray said, "Shingles."

So the nurse gave Ray a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Ray to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and found Ray sitting patiently in the nude and asked him what he had. Ray said, "Shingles."

The doctor asked, "Where?"

Ray said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em?"

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