YES! Can you beLIEVE it!
A VIRUS is going round called HOUSEWORK. If you feel the need to start housework -
STOP IMMEDIATELY!!
This virus:
- affects your sleep and wipes out your social life,
- causes you to be late for luncheons with friends,
- disrupts coffee get-togethers,
- makes you grumpy and irritable.
If you should come in contact with housework, go straight to the nearest store and get the only known antidote, which is called CHOCOLATE
Please tell this warning immediately to at least 6 friends. If you realize you do not have 6 friends, you are already infected!
UPDATE - another known antidote is WINE!
UPDATE #2 - yet another antidote has come to light - Its name is TEQUILA! |