Makes you wonder what on earth the writers of these signs were thinking! I'll bet they weren't thinking!

In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 inch necks."

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: "15 men's wool suits, $10. They won't last an hour!"

On a shopping mall marquee: " William Tell Archery Tournament ---Ears pierced"

Outside a country shop: "We buy junk and sell antiques."

In the window of an Oregon store: "Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?"

In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."