THE YAYA SISTERS

Compiled by
Florence W. Deems

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, then it wasn't yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't seem to realize that you had set it free....then you either married it or gave birth to it.

Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

The nice part of living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

I was just getting used to yesterday, when along came today!

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

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