THINGS I KNOW
ABOUT YOU

Compiled by
Florence W. Deems

THIRTEEN THINGS I
KNOW ABOUT YOU

1) U can't count your hair

2) U can't wash your eyes with soap

3) U can't breathe when your tongue is out. [Note from Flo: I don't know who can't do this, because I CAN!!!]

(Put your tongue back in, fool.) [Well, mine is sticking out at whoever wrote this!]

4) U are reading this

5) U are human.

6) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips

7) U just attempted to do it

9) U are laughing at yourself

10) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 8

11) U just checked to see if there is a No. 8

12) U laugh at this because you are an idiot and everyone does it too

13) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it. [Nope, I'm making a webpage instead!]

Why are U reading this? Because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category!!!

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