HOW TO GET
ZERO ON AN EXAM

Compiled by
Florence W. Deems

Supposedly, so the story goes, the professor gave this student a "0" on his exam. Frankly, I think this student deserved a medal for thinking out of the box! I would have given him 100% - but then I would have told him to retake the exam and this time provide me with the answers that he was supposed to study!

  1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle

  2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page

  3. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid

  4. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage

  5. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams

  6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner

  7. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half

  8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    * It will simply become wet

  9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night

  10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand

  11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
    * Very large hands

  12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    * No time at all, the wall is already built

  13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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