Compiled by Florence W. Deems **

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I received these via email, with no authorship attribution. **

Birds of a feather flock together . . . and then poop on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to drop weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Did you ever notice that when you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs'?

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way.

I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,...... just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.

Don't lie through your teeth. Take them out first.

** Most of the time, when people pass along jokes via email, they do not include credit for the original author. I feel it is not right to exclude this info, as these clever people ought to have recognition. So when you run across jokes and do know the author, please give him/her credit when sending them to all your friends. And also request that when your friends forward the jokes, to keep the credit, too.

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