Received via email with the credit removed. This happens more often than not - I'd sure like to credit whoever thought these up!
While attending a marriage seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor. "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
The instructor addressed Tom: "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched Grace's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked, sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."