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Blonde Joke:
What's blonde and has an IQ of 200?
See answer waaaay below!

1. Can you cry under water?


2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


3. Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


4. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


5. What disease did cured ham actually have?


6. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


7. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours?


8. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


9. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


10. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.


11. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast beyond recognition that no human being would want to eat?


12. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


13. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


14. Did the Alphabet Song rip off Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star or the other way around?


15. Did you just try singing the two songs above?


16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


17. Why, Why, Why? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?


18. Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?


19. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


20. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?


21. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


22. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?


23. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


24. Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp"?


25. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


26. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white or clear?


27. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?


28. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


29. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?


30. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the right end on your first try?


31. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?


32. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Answer: 200 blondes! Sorry