I'm passing this on because it worked for me!

This is how you do it: A doctor on TV said that to have inner peace, we should always finish things we start! And we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked around my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, and lo and behold - I found a bottle of Grey Goose, so I finished it off. Then I found a bottle of Chardonnay, and finished it, too.

OH my goodness! This here's a bodle of Baileys, yeah, an a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz!

You haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Send this to all who need inner piss.