Compiled by Florence W. Deems **

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"I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold." Gregory, age 5

"Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it." Olive, age 9

"It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die.. Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes." Matthew, age 9

"Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else." Mitchell, age 7

"My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science." Henry, age 8

"Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!" Jack, age 6

"Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead." Daniel, age 9

"When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there's a tornado." Reagan, age 10

"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen." Reese, age 3.

** This came to me via email. I do not know the author.

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