THE ALPHABET
FOR SENIORS

Presented by Florence W. Deems

Received via email with the credit removed. This happens more often than not - I'd sure love to credit whoever thought these up.

  1. A's for arthritis,

  2. B's the bad back,

  3. C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

  4. D is for dental decay and decline,

  5. E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

  6. F is for fissures and fluid retention,

  7. G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

  8. H is for high blood pressure -- I'd rather it low;

  9. I for incisions with scars you can show.

  10. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,

  11. K is for knees that crack when they bend.

  12. L 's for libido, what happened to sex?

  13. M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

  14. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;

  15. O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

  16. P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
    just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

  17. Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?

  18. R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

  19. S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,

  20. T is for Tinnitus, bells in my ears!

  21. U is for urinary, troubles with flow,

  22. V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

  23. W for worry, now what's going 'round?

  24. X is for X ray, and what might be found.

  25. Y for another year I'm left here behind,

  26. Z is for zest I still have -- in my mind!
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